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- Shouldn't we go back for the drummer?
- Oh no you don't! It's my turn to clean the bathroom.
- Checkmate!
- Go roll 'em down the aisle all you want, they're only cymbals.
- So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus.
- Hey, who farted?
- No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just fucked up.
- Twenty percent? Our manager should get at least 30 percent!!
- Why is there porno in the VCR?
- Can you believe all the money we're getting?
- Boy, I can't wait till we get to Omaha!
- No Thanks, I don't want another beer.
- Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please.
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